Antibiotics and Custard

I detest going to the doctor’s more than anything else. Maybe with the exception of the dentist’s. :p
Every single time, even when all I have is a viral cold, the doctor would prescribe the following:

Panadol (or some cheap version)
Flu tablets (the ones that knock me out immediately after taking it)
Clarinase (if I’m lucky)
Cough syrup (ha! [...]

Chipmunks and Phlegm

Ack, hack, hack! &*%#$@%#
I have been doing a really fantastic impression of a cat choking on its own hairball these few days.
I have tried, hack – excuse me, everything I could think off. Drinking lots of warm water. Took pills like an ecstasy junkie. Gobbled lozenges. I have tried cough mixtures. Popped Fisherman’s Friend and Hacks non-stop into my mouth [...]

Mac…alister Load!!!

Junction of Macalister Road and New Lane. Here’s where the good stuffs at, some of the locals claim. Not as commercialised as Gurney Drive. Hmm… Let’s go!

Hawker stalls on both sides of the lane. Wah lau. Motorbikes and car zooming past at 60 - 70 km/h, barely inches from my arse. If anything happens to it, you will [...]

Toothpaste

These past two weeks were extremely taxing. I had really tight deadlines to meet, an Adventure Hunt in Langkawi, a convention to attend and a gruelling training workshop in Genting.
In addition to all this, I will be driving to Penang this afternoon for a one week assignment. Alone. The deadlines are tighter than Kylie Minogue’s [...]

Stuck

siao yue says:
Yo momma so fat, that when she jumped for joy………………………
She got stuck!