Fook

Seekarlui and I are having dinner at Lala Cheong. With nothing better to do, we observe the family eating at the table next to us.
Seekarlui says, “Wah… That girl’s hair is so fook.”
Puzzled, I ask, “What the *&^%$$# is fook? Never even heard of this word.”
“Fook means straight, smooth and flows down nicely lah, you [...]

Endangered Species

Common Name: Ass Kisser
Scientific Classification: Charthai Jai
Physical Appearance: The Ass Kisser’s huge red lips are a prominent feature. The lips are constantly inflamed, and emits a faint shit-like smell.
Behavioural Characteristics: Generally incompetent and possesses virtually no skills. The Ass Kisser is not very bright, in fact, scientific tests have proven without a doubt that doormats [...]

Soothing Tea

Have a nice, soothing weekend people.

Sigh

I have always been complimented on my youthful looks in the past. Doesn’t happen anymore these days. I’d be really lucky if they get the decade right.
Nowadays, I get insults more than anything else. Sigh.
“Oi! You bald old man.”
“Yech. Get off me, you dirty old man.”
“Baldy, baldy, baldy. There’s a huge patch of bald on [...]

Pfffbrt…

I cannot stand the clicking-sucking sounds some folks make with their mouths when trying to remove bits of food stuck in between their teeth.
“Ssssschack! Ssssschack! Ssss…”
It gets on my nerves.
I dislike Sunday evenings. They remind me of the fact that Monday is looming around the corner. I love my job, but I detest Mondays. If possible, I’d [...]