Newcastle United FC sends me e-mail. Sometimes, the e-mails consist of boring club news. Sometimes, they contain juicy transfer rumours (e.g. Fat Freddy is selling his NUFC shares and taking over MU).
Occasionally, I get WHAT?!!? e-mails.
Like this one. Wotthefucksup with the collar? Apa itu blue piping-piping all? Fracking ugly. Poor Owen, he has that deer-caught-in-the-headlights look.
This jersey is even uglier than Liverpool’s floppy labia jersey. I think Adidas is trying to pull a fast one on us. Good try guys!
At least Kuyt the Orc doesn’t model for us.
What a way to wake me up on a Monday morning.
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