Which Hero?

I took a Heroes Test. <– psst, click here.

Apparently, I am Noah Bennet.

Cis.

I’m depressed now. No work will be done today.

Delicious by Ms. Read

Mall outlets selling both food and clothes are not new. Doesn’t mean that it’s not brilliant idea though.

Zang Toi started the ball rolling at his fly swatting chic outlet in Lot 10 ages ago. The idea whimpered, kicked out a little, shuddered a bit then died. Maybe the clothes sucked. Or maybe it’s the food. Or maybe, rich old aunties refuse to walk around in RM5,000 designer frocks smelling like greasy roast chickens.

Lot 10 is such a sad place these days. You can feel the gloom and depression weighing down on you as soon as you step in the mall. What happened to it? It used to be the most happening mall in KL. Now, it’s an alternative car park for futsal kaki’s (aka El Dee) headed for al-Ikhsan in Sungei Wang and BB Plaza. Parking is still frickin’ expensive though, at RM7.00 for two hours. Cis. Robbers. Clooks. Arrr…

Anyway, I digress. Back to this post’s main topic.

Ms. Read sells apparel for larger ladies. They have recently added munchies to their range of products. The restaurants, named Delicious are located in 1 Utama Phase 2 and Bangsar Village II.

The caesar’s salad is passable. The dressing is too sour, the croutons are too large, the flat-brown-thingy-i-dunno-whatsit is too hard and salty. Other than that, it’s all good.

The spicy crab meat linguini is fantastic though. I like crabs. I like eating crabs. I like watching people catch crabs. I like catching them too. :p

What I like most about the place is the decor. Wooden floor, low tables, cushions and warm, ambient lighting creates a comfortable and stress free dining envirnoment. Not too keen on the empty birdcages hanging near the entrance though. Maybe it’s my hyperactive imagination. Maybe it’s me. I think I can smell the bird poo when I walk past the cages.

I need help.

My overall thoughts on the place is that erm… the food is generally quite good. Generous portions. You won’t leave the place complaining that you’re still hungry.

Delicious, I am sure, will do way better than Zang Toi’s chicken rice designer store.

Must try stuff are the scones (Seekarlui swears by them), the lasagna and the frosty lemon tea. The hearty noodle soup should be avoided at all costs, if you value your lives. Run away! Run away….

Made with love? I don’t believe you. Prove it.

Soon. Soon. Very soon.

ONE more day!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Salvation is near! Freedom is almost within my grasp.

No more oppression, pollution, irritation.
No more disgusting smells, farts, burps.
No more leering beady eyes. No more heloooooooouuooooo?
No more eh hou mou herherherherherherherherrrrrrrrr.
No more policies and procedures.

The Big Rat’s last day is tomorrow.

Yippee…

Work is Good

Some of you may be wondering what has happened to me these days – all that drama, infrequent posts and updates.

As you can clearly see, I am fine. Really.

Cheetos and the EPL team

Mondays are depressing. Let’s lighten things up a bit.

A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc that his dick has turned orange. The doctor looks at it and says, “I haven’t ever seen any thing like this before in my entire medical career. What do you do for a living? Do you work around any hazardous materials?”

The man says no. The doctor asks the man what he does all day. The man responds, “Nothing.”

The doctor is really puzzled now and says, “You can’t not do anything. What do you do at home all day?”

The man replies, “Honestly doc, I don’t do anything. I just sit around, watch porno flicks and eat Cheetos.”

= = =

Here’s my dream EPL team based on some obscure theme. I have to admit that it looks quite good on paper, a nice little 4-3-3. A bit unbalanced though, as the formation looks a little narrow. Some of the players are a little on the short side.

Manager: Arse and Wanker

Forwards: Dong Fangzhuo, Robbin van Pussie, Wang Looney

Midfield: Arjen the Tiuuuuu, Lee Dong-Gook, Nicky Butt

Defense: Ashley Hole, Daniel Shittu, Michael Balls, Sun Jihai

Goalie: Pepet Reina

Reserves: Hao Haidong, Andrew Johnson, Michael Johnson, Dailan Bent, Dick Kuyt, Paul Dickov