Rabbits

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way – unique up on him.

Teapot

My grandma told me this story many, many years ago.
Three men are sitting in a bar drinking late one night. It’s almost closing time so the men reluctantly order their last drinks.
“I don’t want to go home,” sighs the first man.
“Why not?” ask the second man.
“My wife’s a real ball breaker. The sight of her [...]

In Loving Memory of Popo

Rest in peace, popo.
September 16, 1915 – November 7, 2007
We miss you.

Home

Finally, after months of protracted wrangling, the house is completed. There’s still a lot of work to be done, but at least I can finally call this place my home.
Here are some pictures. More to come as I add stuff to the place. Now where did I put that golden retriever puppy? Hmmm…

Gorillas

Why do gorillas have huge nostrils?
Because they have huge fingers.