Posted on January 31, 2008 by anttyk
We measure our lives by the progresses we make.
Our first steps.
Our first words.
Our first kiss.
Our first s***** e*********.
I got my own room in the office today.
Okay now go away and don’t disturb me. I have to look important and busy.
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Posted on January 29, 2008 by anttyk
Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down?
Two hundred soles were lost.
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Posted on January 25, 2008 by anttyk
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
- In his sleevies.
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Posted on January 21, 2008 by anttyk
[16:15] sean: so, want to go tomorrow not?
[16:16] siaoyue: errrr
[16:16] siaoyue: lazy lor
[16:16] siaoyue: hahahaha
[16:16] siaoyue: if soem quiet night i dont mind
[16:17] sean: aunty lah youuuu
[16:18] siaoyue: ya i am old and lonely…like anttyk
[16:18] sean: anttyk is actually over 30
[16:18] sean: hahahahaha
[16:18] sean: that one different
[16:18] siaoyue: haha i am so gonna copy and paste this and send to him
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Posted on January 18, 2008 by anttyk
I woke up this morning and thought to myself – what a lovely Saturday morning this is. I shuffled to the living room cradling my cup of hot green tea. I reminded myself to call C. Lengus to confirm when we were supposed to fish hunting.
I plonked myself on the sofa and switched the TV on. I watched Travel and Living for a while.
Hungry from gazing at food, I switched to CNN. Let’s see what those funny Americans are up to now. The familiar theme filled the living room. A booming voice announced:
“You’re watching CNN! The date is FRIDAY, January 18…”
What??!?? It’s 9.10 am!
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