Small Step

We measure our lives by the progresses we make.
Our first steps.
Our first words.
Our first kiss.
Our first s***** e*********.
I got my own room in the office today.
Hehehe.
Okay now go away and don’t disturb me. I have to look important and busy.

Soles

Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down?
Two hundred soles were lost.

Jokies

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
- In his sleevies.

:(

[16:15] sean: so, want to go tomorrow not?
[16:16] siaoyue: errrr
[16:16] siaoyue: lazy lor
[16:16] siaoyue: hahahaha
[16:16] siaoyue: if soem quiet night i dont mind
[16:17] sean: aunty lah youuuu
[16:18] siaoyue: ya i am old and lonely…like anttyk
[16:18] sean: anttyk is actually over 30
[16:18] sean: hahahahaha
[16:18] sean: [...]

Today is Friday lah.

I woke up this morning and thought to myself – what a lovely Saturday morning this is. I shuffled to the living room cradling my cup of hot green tea. I reminded myself to call C. Lengus to confirm when we were supposed to fish hunting.
I plonked myself on the sofa and switched the TV [...]