Vote for Me!

P108: Shah Alam
Haha. The Great Pazuzu, President of PUNDAK has allowed me to contest in the upcoming elections. W00t!
If you vote for me, I will make wholesale changes to my constituency. So without further ado, here’s my promise to you, should I be elected.

Declare Shah Alam’s independence from Malaysia.
Appoint myself as Supreme Paramount Staedtler [...]

wtf

I was away from my laptop, when a lightbulb went *ding!* above C. Lengus’ head.
He drew this.

Now can anyone tell me wtf this is?
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Oh and by the way, siaoyue started her blog today. Go there and disturb her. Click here.

Dammit

I hate Christina Ronaldo.
I hate the way we play.
We have no defense and no midfield. Only clowns.
Our strikers are starved and short on confidence.
I hate the lousy purchases Big Sam made.
Steven Taylor pirouettes like a girl.
Losing 5 – 1 is depressing.
It should anger me, but it hasn’t.
27 games played. 13 losses. 52 goals conceded so [...]

I Work Too Hard

Lafufflalfalfa… I must apologise for the lack of quality updates these days. But I won’t. Haha.
Anyway, I was feeling really poorly this week, so I went to see the doctor. After stripping, followed by some interesting probing and prodding, he took off his glasses and looked at me.
Doc: You tend to fall quite easily, don’t [...]

Lightbulbs and Mice

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, if they are small enough.