Much Hopping Around

I is teh happy. kthxbye.

Much Prancing Around

Kay See and siaoyue bought new digital cameras yesterday.

And I’m turning a slight shade of green… *stomps off to eat some worms*

Phew…

Nine’s Adventure of Nearly Getting Squished

This happened on last Friday. As I was driving back to the office after lunch, I stumbled upon a funny sight. Actually, I nearly ran over it.

I was talking with C. Lengus when somebody-who-looked-like-9* jumped out in front of me. I slammed on the brakes.

*screeeeeeeeeccchhhhhhhhh*

As the smoke cleared, I saw, to my amazement, it was 9! He was doing some fancy rabbit-kungfu-dancing move on the road. Hop, mouyengkiok, sashay and just like that, he disappeared. I rubbed my eyes.

Later I messaged the fella.

anttyk: Were you in damansara uptown just now for lunch?

9: Yes i was. Were u d one who tried 2 run me down? Hoh!

anttyk:  Hahahaha. I thought it was you!!! What were you doing dancing in the streets?

9: The missus was in d boutique

anttyk: The wife was shopping and you were dancing? Strange…

9: I was on d way 2 stabaks lah. Wot u doing in uptown?

anttyk: I work there ler darling…

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* Get a nick that has proper alphabets ler brother, not just one number. People are easily confused.

Pink Beef

Seekarlui told me this one and it made me laugh. You have to read it out loud, though…

What did the Pink Panther say when he accidentally stepped on an ant?

*Pink Panther tune* Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant, dead annnnttttt…

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.