Merdeka

Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah recently lamented that UMNO is perceived as a racist political party by normal Malaysians.
Well, no effin’ shit…
UMNO party leaders are a shining example of human brilliance. In one day, UMNO leaders excrete more crap compared to a herd of cows suffering from bad cases of diarrhoea in a year.
Bukit Bendera UMNO Chief, Datuk Ahmad Ismail recently said [...]

Snow

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs!