papayas and dog vegetables

A Happy Life

anttyk — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:17:56 +0000

A wise old man with crazy hair once said, “If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.”

Err…

Sorry, just kidding. That was a little ditty by Jimmy Soul.

What Einstein said was this: If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.

Deep profound stuff. And that’s why, ladies and gentlemen, I watch football.

P/S: We won 2 – 1. With 10 men.

Goldfish and Mountain Goats

anttyk — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 14:37:56 +0000

What is the difference between goldfish and mountain goats?

- Goldfish muck around in fountains.

Thank You

anttyk — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 12:12:15 +0000

Seekarlui and I would like to thank everyone for the kind wishes, the cards and the red packets! Most of all, thank you for making our wedding a huge success.

Goh Tai Lai

anttyk — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 18:08:32 +0000

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WTF Sign of the Day

anttyk — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:42:46 +0000

I came across this sign in the men’s loo at my client’s office. I wonder which genius put this up.