Ouchie

Maxie is 5 foot 6 inches tall and calls himself Kaka. He packs a real mean shot at footie. If you see him lining up a shot, it’s best to run for cover. Better yet, cower in fear inside a fallout shelter. That is, if you desire to survive with your limbs attached, and have children in the future.

Most of us have this instinct drilled into us by now – our mangled limbs and deformed faces bear testament to this. So… I don’t know whether it was the adrenaline, or the alcohol, or whatever he was smoking, but Chosim decided to do the unthinkable…

As Maxie was pulling his trigger, Chosim stuck out his thigh, kaki kangkang style.

Swoosh *Maxie’s leg swings*

Thuuuuuuummp! *contact*

Zoooooooooooooooooooom… *ball screams through the air*

Piaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!!! Ouchie.

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This is Chosim’s thigh. 30 minutes after the incident. Luckily for Chosim (and his girl-girl), it was not 6 inches higher.

Ouchie indeed. o_0

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I woke up this morning to a huge surprise. Palermo 0 : Newcastle 1. Albert Luque scored. Will wonders never cease?

Anyway, have a great weekend guys!

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6 Responses

  1. is that pentagon shape a pattern of the football?

    superhuman dude. i would love to see how i can tackle maxie.

    anttyk: Yes, it is. 🙂

  2. is maxie the dude with the long dong?

    anttyk: He’s the one with the long vibrating finger. So, yes. 🙂

  3. Thank GOD i no longger play with you guys… crazy man

    anttyk: That’s because you are so far away, DA. Go work in Singapore for what? Bad for your sanity leh, working there… 😦

  4. good game, thanks for inviting bro.

    nice weekend.

    anttyk: Heh heh heh. My pleasure. That was some goal you scored! From halfway line somemore.

  5. love bite ……… from the football

    anttyk: Haha. I’m sure he likes it.

  6. wow…the ball design damn ugly…normal ball rite..if it was the teamgeist ball..it would be a nice design….OUCH!!!!

    anttyk: Heh heh. The teamgeist ball would leave an ‘interesting’ mark.

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