Hot Sasquatch

It was early in the morning, and certain parts of my brain were still stuck in twilight zone, neither here nor there. I had dark rings around my eyes due to the lack of sleep, studying for an exam coming up in two week’s time.

I am already a decrepit old man, and yet, I have to suffer the indignity and anxiety of taking exams. Pffffttt!

Anyway, I digress. *where did that come from*

As I stepped into the office elevator, I beheld a really, really cute girl. Let’s just call her Hot Chick, shall we? She had a nice, friendly face framed by long ebony hair with big curls. She had eyes that sparkled and danced with laughter.

Hot Chick wore a beautifully cut jacket matched with an A-Line pleated skirt. Her crisp white blouse completed the ensemble. I remember thinking – this girl is very well groomed.

I would like to state my conviction here that roving eyes are bad. Bad bad bad! You’ll know why soon enough.

My eyes suddenly noticed black patches on Hot Chick’s nylon stockings. I did a double, nay, triple take.

Then it dawned on me. Oh my God… The girl’s got massive amounts of leg fuzz!!! And what’s more, they put mine to shame. And apparently, it’s gotten really hot and stuffy in there, so some of the hairs poked their heads out through Sasquatch Chick’s stockings looking for fresh air.

I swear on my hamster’s life that they were leg hair. Two inches long some more. Euuwww…

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Say no to violence against women.

For more blogs on this: See Suanie, Fire Angel or Lainie.