Rabbits

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

The tame way – unique up on him.

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Teapot

My grandma told me this story many, many years ago.

Three men are sitting in a bar drinking late one night. It’s almost closing time so the men reluctantly order their last drinks.

“I don’t want to go home,” sighs the first man.

“Why not?” ask the second man.

“My wife’s a real ball breaker. The sight of her shadow in the doorway would be enough to scare the sh*t out of me.”

“That’s nothing,” interjects the second man.

“Just hearing my wife’s voice will send me hiding and quaking under my bed.”

All this time, the third man listens solemnly to his friends stories without commenting. Finally, he quietly says, “I don’t drink tea anymore. I am too afraid of the teapots.”

His two friends are puzzled.

“My wife adopts this pose whenever she scolds me,” he explains.

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In Loving Memory of Popo

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Rest in peace, popo.

September 16, 1915 – November 7, 2007

We miss you.

Home

Finally, after months of protracted wrangling, the house is completed. There’s still a lot of work to be done, but at least I can finally call this place my home.

Here are some pictures. More to come as I add stuff to the place. Now where did I put that golden retriever puppy? Hmmm…

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Gorillas

Why do gorillas have huge nostrils?

Because they have huge fingers. 

Huge Pause

A bear walks into a bar and says, “I want a bourbon and …………………………. coke”

The bartender asks, “What’s with the huge pause?”

The bear looks down and says, “I’ve had them all my life.”