Huge Pause

A bear walks into a bar and says, “I want a bourbon and …………………………. coke”

The bartender asks, “What’s with the huge pause?”

The bear looks down and says, “I’ve had them all my life.”

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10 Responses

  1. oh dear…

  2. Ok, I dun understand. Is it Yogi bear again?

  3. You do really need sleep, don’t you?

  4. yati,

    LOL. This is me. Bad jokes and all.

    blusher,

    Pause sounds like a certain part of a bear’s anatomy.

    Muks,

    I do. I spent the whole of last night putting up my Ikea sofa. They included the wrong set of instructions.

  5. it’s friday! u can do better la woi!

  6. i actually got this one without help…but i wish i hadn’t. what’s the obsession with phonetic jokes?

  7. Prescription for your problem:

    1) 1 football game (1 time weekly)
    2) 1 decent game from newcastle (every weekend)
    3) 1 trip to AL-IKHSAN (anytime before 31.12.2007)

    That should solve your problem

  8. doreen,

    I try my level best…

    Sean,

    I like corny jokes. Hehehehe.

    Lewis,

    Bro, that sounds good. Let’s go Al Ikhsan this weekend.

  9. and this is me shaking my head, quietly screaming ‘WHY??!!!’

  10. yati,

    Heheeheheheheheheeeee.

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