Teapot

My grandma told me this story many, many years ago.

Three men are sitting in a bar drinking late one night. It’s almost closing time so the men reluctantly order their last drinks.

“I don’t want to go home,” sighs the first man.

“Why not?” ask the second man.

“My wife’s a real ball breaker. The sight of her shadow in the doorway would be enough to scare the sh*t out of me.”

“That’s nothing,” interjects the second man.

“Just hearing my wife’s voice will send me hiding and quaking under my bed.”

All this time, the third man listens solemnly to his friends stories without commenting. Finally, he quietly says, “I don’t drink tea anymore. I am too afraid of the teapots.”

His two friends are puzzled.

“My wife adopts this pose whenever she scolds me,” he explains.

teapot.jpg

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15 Responses

  1. gosh… i just realised that at times, i look like a teapot too!!!

  2. wah kakakakakaaaaaa

  3. atai,

    Hahahha.

    tommy,

    Bila nak pergi minum?

  4. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL… ROTFL!!! pity you don’t inherit you grandma’s talent on telling jokes :-p

    hmmmmmmmmm… J would say that that is a very good drawing of me!

  5. gawd. why do i keep reading yew? 😀

  6. yati,

    Pfffbbrrttt! :p

    sicko,

    I don’t know. Hahaha. Hoping to bump into Sean perhaps?

  7. Hehe… looks like you befriended a few teapots in your time.

  8. ;-D ..this is a good one!

  9. Muks,

    Likewise. 😉

    monica,

    :o)

  10. iCan’t believe that toon is using such LANGUAGE!

  11. u think big sam was doing a ‘teapot’ at his defence after sat’s game? heh. :p

  12. Thunk Different,

    iHuh?

    9,

    Haha. I’m sure he’d do more than just the ‘teapot’ thingy.

  13. I would like to teapot some ppl i work with 😀

  14. I’m a little Teapot….short and ……………….

    Antass all time fav song….can sing in Karaoke d

  15. lily,

    Haha. Me too.

    vinass,

    Changed already. Haven’t sung that in a while. These days it’s – ladybird, ladybird fly away home…

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