Pink Beef

Seekarlui told me this one and it made me laugh. You have to read it out loud, though…

What did the Pink Panther say when he accidentally stepped on an ant?

*Pink Panther tune* Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant, dead annnnttttt…

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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7 Responses

  1. Pink Panther one is old la brother…

    The cow one is classic anttyk – lame…

  2. What do you call a cow with fake udders?

    Victoria.

  3. jeevs,

    I am glad you find my jokes enjoyable… Hehehehe.

    Lily,

    Ehhehehehe.

  4. why oh why do i keep coming back to your blog??!! what is it about the lame pathetic jokes that attracts me??!! i think i need to see a shrink.

  5. Poor cow.

  6. yati,

    Hehe. Deep down inside, you love my bad jokes.

    Muks,

    Yummy cow…

  7. Tried this joke on my colleague and she also thought it was lame.. 😛

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