Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah recently lamented that UMNO is perceived as a racist political party by normal Malaysians.

Well, no effin’ shit…

UMNO party leaders are a shining example of human brilliance. In one day, UMNO leaders excrete more crap compared to a herd of cows suffering from bad cases of diarrhoea in a year.

Bukit Bendera UMNO Chief, Datuk Ahmad Ismail recently said this at a ceramah.

… the Chinese were only immigrants it was impossible to achieve equal rights amongst races.

Subsequently, we have our Prime Minister, Pak Tidur Lah defending him.

He didn’t mean it… I will talk to him.

What a great display of bullshit effective leadership. I feel so confident now. Ahmad Ismail will repent of his racist ways, apologising to all Malaysians in a humble and contrite manner.

At the same time, our Deputy Prime Minister is talking through his erm… (some orifice that rhymes with gas).

… independence gained in 1957 should not be mortgaged to others.

Err… How do you exactly mortgage independence, Mister Deputy Prime Minister? He further continued.

If we do not safeguard the nation’s independence, we will only be left yearning for it if we (the Barisan Nasional) lose power.

WTF? How would that happen? We become a British colony again? 

Pakai otak a bit can or not?

And who can forget that village idiot, Badruddin Amiruldin (ex-Jerai MP) and his “keluar Malaysia” and “keling” remarks in Parliament?

And Mahathir wonders why this year’s National Day celebration seems a tad muted.

= = =

Toon lost. Dagnabbit.



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