A Happy Life

A wise old man with crazy hair once said, “If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.”

Err…

Sorry, just kidding. That was a little ditty by Jimmy Soul.

What Einstein said was this:  If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.

Deep profound stuff. And that’s why, ladies and gentlemen, I watch football.

P/S: We won 2 – 1. With 10 men.

Goldfish and Mountain Goats

What is the difference between goldfish and mountain goats?

- Goldfish muck around in fountains.

Thank You

Seekarlui and I would like to thank everyone for the kind wishes, the cards and the red packets! Most of all, thank you for making our wedding a huge success.

:D

Goh Tai Lai

:o)

WTF Sign of the Day

I came across this sign in the men’s loo at my client’s office. I wonder which genius put this up.

Breakfast

What do you get when you cross a pig and a millipede?

Bacon and legs.

Merdeka

Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah recently lamented that UMNO is perceived as a racist political party by normal Malaysians.

Well, no effin’ shit…

UMNO party leaders are a shining example of human brilliance. In one day, UMNO leaders excrete more crap compared to a herd of cows suffering from bad cases of diarrhoea in a year.

Bukit Bendera UMNO Chief, Datuk Ahmad Ismail recently said this at a ceramah.

… the Chinese were only immigrants it was impossible to achieve equal rights amongst races.

Subsequently, we have our Prime Minister, Pak Tidur Lah defending him.

He didn’t mean it… I will talk to him.

What a great display of bullshit effective leadership. I feel so confident now. Ahmad Ismail will repent of his racist ways, apologising to all Malaysians in a humble and contrite manner.

At the same time, our Deputy Prime Minister is talking through his erm… (some orifice that rhymes with gas).

… independence gained in 1957 should not be mortgaged to others.

Err… How do you exactly mortgage independence, Mister Deputy Prime Minister? He further continued.

If we do not safeguard the nation’s independence, we will only be left yearning for it if we (the Barisan Nasional) lose power.

WTF? How would that happen? We become a British colony again? 

Pakai otak a bit can or not?

And who can forget that village idiot, Badruddin Amiruldin (ex-Jerai MP) and his “keluar Malaysia” and “keling” remarks in Parliament?

And Mahathir wonders why this year’s National Day celebration seems a tad muted.

= = =

Toon lost. Dagnabbit.

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